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Song Parodies -> "Santas dead"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Charmaine

Parody Song Title:

"Santas dead"

Parody Written by:

Charmaine

The Lyrics

dashing through the snow
in a pair of broken skis
o'er the fields we go
crashing into trees
ow!ow!ow!
the snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
O what fun it is to spend Christmas in my bed

OOO Jingle Bells
Jingle bells
Santa Claus is dead
rudolph took a 44
and shot him in the head
o barbie doll, barbie doll
tried to save his life
but GI Joe from Idaho stabbed her with a knife
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 42

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nicky - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
that was hillarious
Amanda - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! omg great job~you should do more!
Alpha Skua - October 05, 2017 - Report this comment
JUNGLEBELLS JUNGLEB ELLS JUNGLE ALL THE WAY,OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE A ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLEIGH,JUNGLEBELLS JUNGLEBELL JUNGLE ALL THE WAY,OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLEIGH, A Tarzan or George of the Jungle version
Steve Andrade - January 10, 2018 - Report this comment
So Catchy and funny! I even sang it my self on the karaoke!
Duhfbdjfbvfv - December 21, 2018 - Report this comment
You should not do more I hate it
Darius Whitehead - December 21, 2018 - Report this comment
So do we. You should be ashamed for killing Santa.

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