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Song Parodies -> "Lock Him Up"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Lock Him Up"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Come on, lock him up
Come on, lock him up,
Do make him stop
Come on, lock him up
Come on, lock him up
Do make him stop

Want to see him rot
Want to see him wrecked
Do wreck his plot
Come on, lock him up
Come on, lock him up
Do make him stop
Make him stop
Make him stop
Make him stop

Do make that old man cry
Do make that old man cry
Do make that old man cry

Let’s see him foiled
Let’s bash his scene
Make him a member of
A team called “Mean Machine”

Lock him up
Come on, lock him up
Make him a martyr
Show the man his cot
The place he’ll rot

Show him defeat
And his riders that buy his BS
Don’t you muff it up
Come on, spike it
Show him his time is up
Time is up, time is up, time is up

Do make that old man cry
Do make that old man cry
Do make that old man cry

Make him inmate
Don’t make us wait
Throw away the keys
Show him some pals so mean

Lock him up
Lock him up
Do make that fool rot
You got to make him, make him
Make him rot

Lock him up, whoo
Oh judgy, just lock him up
Lock him up
Lock him up
Forever, ever, ever

Do make that old man cry
Do make that old man cry
Do make that old man cry

For all his sins
Do make him bleed
Take him to prison
Where he can get nailed by fiends

Lock him up
Do cook that fool
Do make him stop, make him stop
Make him, make him, make him stop
Make him stop
Make him stop
Make him stop

Do make that old man cry
He’ll make his jailmate come
He’ll make his jailmate come

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eeL deaL - December 01, 2023 - Report this comment
for fun i asked a.i. to guess the original the parody is based on, and "We Will Rock You" by Queen was the answer. when given the hint that the song is by The Rolling Stones, a.i. then guessed correctly.

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