-> "Baelish"
Original Song Title:
"Cherish"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Baelish"
The Lyrics
Baelish is a worm I've come to despise
All the pain he caused you, Sansa
By posing as your ally
You dont know how many times I wished
That I could warn you
You dont know how many time I watched
As he concerned you
You dont know how many times I wished that I could turn
You from the nightmare that this Baelish Dude
He had in mind .. to harass you
Perish is a word that I hope will apply
To this Wormtongue of a pimp
Who sows chaos with his lies
Cause he is not gonna be deterred by use of reason
Cause he is not gonna be deterred from acts of treason
Cause he is not gonna be deterred from what seem
To be a life where he seeds chaos to take what's yours
(Cue way overlong, 12- line bridge)
Oh, I'm beginning to think the Starks will never find
The words that will bring him to heel
That has the right amount of anger
Just the right rage
That will make him see, make him kneel
Cause they are finally onto his lies
Oh, you will plead "Confusion" .. but then we realize
That you dissemble .. just like a thousand other times
You'll say "You weren't there" .. when Ned Stark was compromised
When all we're needing is the evidence of Bran
Who said, "You held the knife"
(Cue climactic drumroll segueing into overwrought final stanza)
Baelish is a worm now begging for his li-I-ife
Now thrashing on the floor
Arya slashed him with Valerian knife
You dont know how many times we wished to see you pleading
You dont know how many times we wished to see you bleeding
You dont know many times we wished to see this leading
Into something where the Baelish Lord's transmorgrified
To Baelish hewed
And we view ... Baelish hewed!
And we view ... Baelish hewed!
Baelish is a worm ....
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