Song Parodies -> "[That’s the] IRS (Intensely Retarded $#itbag)"

Original Song Title:

"(It Was) Sweet of You"

Original Performer:

Frank Parker

Parody Song Title:

"[That’s the] IRS (Intensely Retarded $#itbag)"

Parody Written by:

Internal Revenue Service

The Lyrics

Originally published under “The Real Phil Ossifer” on January 26, 2024.

TV was on; an ad appeared quite suddenly,
I knew it instantly,
They made it clear…

Tax season’s here, the IRS is after me,
And so, right off my seat,
My trials; you’ll hear…

That’s the IRS,
Tricking them won’t fly,
And the tax returns filed,
Won’t cut with the big “I”…

Tactics tried and true,
There’s no sweet “Hello”,
File your taxes tonight,
Deadlines; all I know, give them to,

…IRS,
Won’t appeal to kids,
Now it’s Spring, starting soon,
IRS collections,

Though the deadline ends,
I’ll send them before April starts,
That’s the IRS, by far!

(Eight bars instrumental, four bars humming)

File your taxes tonight,
Deadlines; all I know, give them to,

…IRS,
Won’t appeal to kids,
Now it’s Spring, starting soon,
IRS collections,

Though the deadline ends,
I’ll send them before April starts,
That’s the IRS…by far!

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Captain Obvious - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment

Your ability to follow trails of logic is completely suspect and has been so fully undermined by now, I don't know why I bother responding to anything you post. But, we agree on taxes. OTOH, I’ll consider changing my opinion if you can tell me what “IRS” stands for off the top of your head. Pretty sure you’d be stuck after, “I…” Copying my phrases again? Apparently you can't do better.

The Real Captain Obvious - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment

Are you open to writing commentary that doesn't include copying and parroting phrases that I wrote? So far, the evidence suggests otherwise. Here, I'll bring it down to your level: Idd okays, when you can't thinks of anything to write, just write darrrrrrrrrrr. You can vary the number of letters so you'll feel like you pulled off something clever, just like when you post variants of your 'tard anthem.

Phil Ossifer - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment

Interesting. You started by copying one of your now-dead boyfriend’s last responses to me but you didn’t copy my actual reply, although you do allude to it in your title. The second comment still applies as I’m sure most people on here would just prefer to see an entire page that just says “derrrrrrrrr” as opposed to whatever else you decided to copy that day.

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