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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bells (9/11 version)"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Jingle Bells (9/11 version)"

Parody Written by:

The Song Heckler

The Lyrics

Searching through the caves, smoking out the Taliban
The country we just saved is called Afghanistan
Bin Laden's on the run; Al Qaeda's gonna pay
And when we find him he'll be done; we'll blow the punk away

Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA

A day or two ago, I traveled to Iraq
And soon all of their rights I gave the people back
They all gave me their thanks, Saddam Hussein was shot
They ran him over with a tank, and left him there to rot

Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA

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Overall Rating: 4.1

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John Harvey - March 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Not a bad parody, but don't fool yourself. Afghanistan isn't a democracy.
t man - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
that is pretty damn funny alllll 5's for that
Bird of Paradise - December 12, 2023 - Report this comment
Runover him in a Abrams Tank flatter then a pancake

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