-> "Traffic Jam Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Crocodile Rock"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Traffic Jam Sucks"
Parody Written by:
Random idiot
The Lyrics
I remember I’m not so young,
But some people can be so dumb.
Like the driver on his phone,
Or the idiot who drives even though he is stoned,
And a massive blow that others get
Are the traffic jams that we all dread
And I really hate when I am getting stuck
I’m not hoppin’ or boppin’ because traffic jams suck.
Well, road congestion means bad expression
And I really hate standstills.
I never knew me a more frustrating time
And I guess I never will.
Oh, lord almighty, I want to fight,
I wish that I can make it fly.
And at a standstill, I think that I’ll die.
(horns honking)
Lots of time went by and nothing moved at all.
And this app called Waze I should have installed.
Long times shouting out and honking loud my horn
is what I want to do in all this traffic that I scorn.
And it always kills the time I got.
I've been stuck in all this traffic for too long,
doing nothing as hours went past,
except thinking how long this stupid traffic will last.
Well, road congestion means bad expression
And I really hate standstills.
I never knew me a more frustrating time
And I guess I never will.
Oh, lord almighty, I want to fight,
I wish that I can make it fly.
And at a standstill, I think that I’ll die.
(horns honking)
I remember I’m not so young,
But some people can be so dumb.
Like the driver on his phone,
Or the idiot who drives even though he is stoned,
And a massive blow that others get
Are the traffic jams that we all dread
And I really hate when I am getting stuck
I’m not hoppin’ or boppin’ because traffic jams suck.
Well, road congestion means bad expression
And I really hate standstills.
I never knew me a more frustrating time
And I guess I never will.
Oh, lord almighty, I want to fight,
I wish that I can make it fly.
And at a standstill, I think that I’ll die.
(horns honking)
(horns honking)
(horns honking)
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