Once I had a secret love
And she said it was for free
When I asked the girl how come
She said Sealy mattress sponsors me

We always met in dim-lit bars
Like secret lovers always do
I’d always use a rented car
To make sure there were no clues

I did not shout it from the highest hills
Never told the golden daffodils
But we appeared on channel four
Now my secret love’s no secret any more