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Song Parodies -> "Sexually Clean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Sexually Clean"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sexually clean:
mess not with genes
in pool that’s too near.
Steer clear of incest-spree scenes.

Reject, hey!
sex with a
next of k’.

The pool is kept clean
rejecting sex with near genes.
Excess line here: 10 are seen.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - February 08, 2017 - Report this comment
so remember: if you're related, keep 'em away from your jeans & your genes! 455
Rob Arndt - February 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Not a particularly nice topic, but you pulled it off. Keep writing. I just noticed that I hit my 3600th parody today ;-)

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