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Song Parodies -> "Lug Sinks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Lug Sinks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lou snuffs Herb,
Who's now a stiff.
The lug really starts to smell.
Lou rents a skiff.
And out he goes
To where it's not dry
To dip the big lug--
And then to wave "bye-bye"--
Into the blue
(AKA "the drink").
One thing seems sure:

Lug sinks,
Glug, glug.
Lug sinks,
Glug, glug.

Slew, guy slew, and died, guy died.
Lug wasn't weighted, so he drifts
In on the tide.
The police are called:
In Herb's fist, balled
Up is Lou's dry
Cell phone. A score!

Lou don't go for anal cache-a-boner flings.
Jailed now, he'll bray:

"Lugs sink,
Lugs sink,
Up, up.
Love stings
Up, up!"

He's been a "guy mons";
He's been groove-chinked
When it's booty call.

Love ring--
Up, up.
Love stings,
Shtup, up.

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alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
more than a parody...its a short story
Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Dang! From the title I was just _sure_ this was gonna be baout the further adventures of those guys who have t' make custom kitchen deliveries instead o' gettin' money for nuthin', playin' th' git-ar on th' MTV. :-)

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