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Song Parodies -> "Bromidian Rap Fo' Me"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bromidian Rap Fo' Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hey, go get a life.
Yeah, in your fantasies.
Won by a landslide
Need a check for reality.
Ref, are you blind?
Yeah, when pigs fly, that'll be.
Boy, oh, boy, oh boy!
You have my sympathy.
Oh well, it's easy come, easy go.
With the highs come the lows.
Any way the wind blows,
You know, it don't matter to me.

The Web is the killer app.
That a gun in your pocket?
Is it a pocket rocket?
Hey there, go get a life, son.
By those special effects, I'm blown away.
Uh huh, you know that he's the go-to guy.
Only live once: here today, gone tomorrow.
Just a pawn, just a pawn.
Is it true: size really matters?

Why wait?
Go get me some.
Get shivers down my spine.
And a stitch in time saves nine.
She's got a great body.
I'm good to go.
We will leave no child behind.
Can't face the truth.

Snooze, you lose.
Here's mud in your eye.
When on the Web, I never view porn at all.

I'm double-dipping.
Pimping my ride.
You da man.
Dude, hang loose.
Screw the pooch.
But keep it in your pants, bro.

So. . .
What's your sign, yo?
You a Leo?
A Scorpio
You a Virgo?
Ducks in a row.
Gotta go,
Go with the flow.

He's just a boy toy.
He's a love machine.
He's just a pool boy for a wife who's trophy.
Take, please, my wife.
Coffee--four shots for me.

Easy come, easy go.
Chill pill.
Take it slow
It's killer.
Just go with the flow.
Drive for show.
Off kilter.
Putt for dough.
Gotta go.
Cup o' joe.

Yo! 'Ho'! D'oh! Whoa! Don't tase me, bro!
Cop a ple-a.
Cop a feel-a.
Get real!
Beat it.
What's up?
On the level.
Let it slide.
Who, me? Who, me?! Who, me??!!

So, let's go and get stoned.
Nice tits!
Let's get high.
Have a drink.
Have some lunch meat
For it, it's to die.

Hey, baby!
I am blitzed.
Spare me!
Hey, come check this out!
Just kidding.
Yeah, right!
Show no fear.

So, size really matters.
Try it and you'll see.
Yes, size really matters.
The OS is blather.
Trust me.

Came to play.
Let's win!

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alvin - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...many great lines , especially liked the pool boy one
littleCUPoJoe - May 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, always good for a "cup o'Joe" . . . as for the L'meat reference . . . . well, as I said in your previous parody, "Sir, not for me, regardless of that ~Trick Knee~."

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