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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Boehner"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny Angel"
Original Performer:
Shelley Fabares
Parody Song Title:
"Johnny Boehner"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Johnny Boehner. . .
And eye-rainer, teary.
Johnny Boehner, how he blubbers—
He’s more tearful that a bluenosed miss
Hearing swearing—orange man’s eyes start to mist.
Johnny Boehner, how he slobbers;
He’s a drinker and he seems pie-eyed,
But he’s not mellow yellow, so is this fellow dyed?
He’s face-wettin’; he gets carried away;
He streams incessantly and unrepentantly.
Other fellas squall, speak up, castigate,
But he’ll just drip a spate; guy’ll blather-inundate.
Poor Johnny Boehner,
How he blubbers,
Often prates, but then he tropically
Turns on weather that is wet,
But he does it optically.
Johnny Boehner. . .
A face-stainer, teary.
And eye-rainer, teary.
Johnny Boehner, how he blubbers—
He’s more tearful that a bluenosed miss
Hearing swearing—orange man’s eyes start to mist.
Johnny Boehner, how he slobbers;
He’s a drinker and he seems pie-eyed,
But he’s not mellow yellow, so is this fellow dyed?
He’s face-wettin’; he gets carried away;
He streams incessantly and unrepentantly.
Other fellas squall, speak up, castigate,
But he’ll just drip a spate; guy’ll blather-inundate.
Poor Johnny Boehner,
How he blubbers,
Often prates, but then he tropically
Turns on weather that is wet,
But he does it optically.
Johnny Boehner. . .
A face-stainer, teary.
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Did you hear about the TV show about the Republicans? "Two and a Half Men." Starring... John Cryer! And Mitch McConnell, who, like Charlie Sheen, screws everyone. (Although, in this, case, I'm not talking about sex.) And then there's the half-man. Rush Limbaugh. Now, I know what you're thinking: He could play two and a half men all by himself. But the original show's kid is more mature. More honest, too.
I'll score this highly as usual...but come up with something new. All the media is driving ME to tears! Merry Christmas! ;D
Thanks, guys. Holiday greeting.
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