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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Boehner"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny Angel"

Original Performer:

Shelley Fabares

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Boehner"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Johnny Boehner. . .
And eye-rainer, teary.

Johnny Boehner, how he blubbers—
He’s more tearful that a bluenosed miss
Hearing swearing—orange man’s eyes start to mist.

Johnny Boehner, how he slobbers;
He’s a drinker and he seems pie-eyed,
But he’s not mellow yellow, so is this fellow dyed?

He’s face-wettin’; he gets carried away;
He streams incessantly and unrepentantly.

Other fellas squall, speak up, castigate,
But he’ll just drip a spate; guy’ll blather-inundate.

Poor Johnny Boehner,
How he blubbers,
Often prates, but then he tropically
Turns on weather that is wet,
But he does it optically.

Johnny Boehner. . .
A face-stainer, teary.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Did you hear about the TV show about the Republicans? "Two and a Half Men." Starring... John Cryer! And Mitch McConnell, who, like Charlie Sheen, screws everyone. (Although, in this, case, I'm not talking about sex.) And then there's the half-man. Rush Limbaugh. Now, I know what you're thinking: He could play two and a half men all by himself. But the original show's kid is more mature. More honest, too.
Old Man Ribber - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment
I'll score this highly as usual...but come up with something new. All the media is driving ME to tears! Merry Christmas! ;D
John Barry - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. Holiday greeting.

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