-> "Allez Vous…."
Original Song Title:
"Alley Oop"
Parody Song Title:
"Allez Vous…."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
In a language in France that’s brazen, they say, “Go….”
“Allez vous, vous, vous, vous, vous….”
Added locution makes the phrase low:
It’s “...faire foutre, foutre, foutre, foutre, foutre.”
The completed phrase is extremely rude,
“Allez vous, vous, vous, vous, vous…foutre!”
and it shows a bad attitude
Out it shoots: “Allez vous faire foutre!”
It’s the kind of phrase that you use when you get real sore,
palled, you hoot, “Allez vous faire foutre!”
Some say that it’s a phrase only knuckleheads explore;
bawling hoot: “Allez vous faire foutre!”
You might hear it a lot if you travel over there;
awful louche: “Allez vous faire foutre!”
So your tender ears had better beware;
palled, you, croon: “Allez vous faire foutre!”
“Allez vous….”
It’s related to archaic “swive.”
“Allez vous….”
Use it too much and you won’t thrive.
“Allez vous….”
Use it when through the Étoile you drive…
tell ’em all where to go!
Drive jalopy jungle swearing at liberty:
“Allez vous faire foutre, oui, s’il vous… !”
Land of equality, fraternity.
“Allez vous faire foutre. Et beaucoup!”
No one will hug you…you blurt those letters:
“Allez vous faire foutre. Et beaucoup!”
You’ll get creamed by motor scooters…a bad-word abettor:
“Allez vous faire foutre. Oui, vous!”
“Allez vous….”
You’ll use it frequently when you drive
“Allez vous….”
If you can get down the Champs alive
“Allez vous….”
Use it a lot before you arrive;
tell ’em all where to go!
So just go:
“Allez vous faire foutre, oui, s’il vous…!”
Ain’t gotta say no mo’.
“Allez vous… c’est assez pour vous.”
That is some lip, ain’t it?
“Allez vous… c’est assez, vous trou.”
My, what language, this!
“Allez vous… c’est assez pour vous.”
Vile-language guy!
“Allez vous… c’est assez, vous trou.”
Dreck élan!
“Allez vous faire foutre. Et beaucoup!”
Vile quip spilled; allez vous, et vous savez où!
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