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Song Parodies -> "Schwarzenegger's Loan-Me-Hard-Cash Scam"

Original Song Title:

"Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Schwarzenegger's Loan-Me-Hard-Cash Scam"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

More than 60 years ago today,
Schwarenegger vent the Nazi vay.
He vould goosestep in the grandest style
And vas guaranteed to raise a Heil
His son, our Fuehrer, wears good suits.
Now fasct-forward 60-plus years:
Schwarzenegger's loan-me-hard-cash scam.

It's Schwarzenegger's loan-me-hard-cash scam,
He says, special interests no more.
It's Schwarzenegger's my-way-only loan-me-hard-cash scam,
But for HIS interests he's a whore.

Schwarzenegger's loan-me, Schwarzenegger's loan-me,
Schwarzenegger's loan-me-hard-cash scam.

"It's wunderbar to be hier,
Vat I say 'Do," you vill!
You suck up to dis Austrian,
I'll let you dine mit mir, fuer dis
Du gibst kein-repay loan."

The dope thinks governing is a show,
And his mandates, like his movies, blow.
Fake news videos with "facts" quite wrong. . .
He does Goebbels-sing with great aplomb.

I'll bet he still injects juice, too.
Acting should still be his career.
Schwarzenegger's loan-me-hard-cash scam.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This concept album parody of yours is guaranteed to raise a five.
alvin rhodes - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
this is a beaut...5s
John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Alvin.
2Eagle - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
He's the Ursurpinator - he just couldn't wait to be the governor so there had to be a recall election.
Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
You... are... a parody machine!
MrMacphisto - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Schwarzenegger's Kitty Cat - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Ja, is vas a very good parody! I vas laughing all the vay to the bank!

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