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Song Parodies -> "Margarita"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Mia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Margarita"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

COCTELERA: cocktail shaker, OLVIDADO: forgotten, CUERPO: body, BOCA: mouth, LENGUA: tongue, MOJADO: wet, MAR MEADA: sea of p*ss, MARINERA: sailor jacket, ROPA: clothing, VERGA: spar, penis, PISO: floor, MAS, QUERIDA!: more, darling, PARA ECHAR ESCUCHO: I'm listening for the pour, CONGELADO: frozen, GÉNERO: gender, DEL VASO; PUES, SALADO: of the glass, then it's salted
Ay, chiquita, coqueta coctelera friend,
You know what's on my mind, mi amiga, a blend.
Look in there now, you'll see there's a worm;
I'll slug it down, when I'm sodded, out of control.
And I'm as blind as a mole.
And I think I hear a mission bell ring.
Many swigs and I'll forget everything, pissed, so. . .olvidado. . .

Margarita, steer that Cuervo in,
Dry guy, I have got my lips loose.
Margarita--mere cuerpo, no skin:
Lime, lime, squeeze it all in: pips, juice.
So, here's la boca parted
And out la lengua darted.
Time, time, for the Cointreau in to go.
Margarita, no al Mojito.
Lime, lime--toxic green mix, a no-no!

For agave I'm mad, and I could drink a whole slew.
And those bountiful limes--lemons just wouldn't do.
When set to go, I'll slam down much more
Than I should till the limes and my mind are gone
And I'm so blanched, I'm wan Juan.
Next thing: issue forth micturition springs
Many swigs and I'll forge-wet vestment things. P*ssed mucho. . .mojado. . .

Mar meada, here I go again:
High tide. . .couldn't get my zips loose.
Marinera. . .where's the openin'?
High tide. . .squeeze it all out; drips juice.
So, here's la ropa parted
And out la verga darted.
Dry, dry el piso? No, mojado!

Margaritas make me act charades;
I'm, I'm dancing on veranda.
Mascarada--I don the lampshades;
Mime, mime, I, Carmen Miranda.

Margarita, steer that Cuervo in,
Dry guy, I have got my lips loose.
Mas, querida!--add Cointreau, no gin,
Lime, lime, squeeze it all in: pips, juice.
So, here's la boca parted
And out la lengua darted.
Time, time, para echar escucho.
Margarita, it's congelado
(Margarita's "la"; faux género).
Rime rim del vaso; pues, salado.



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alvin - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
love it....my favorite drink !
John Barry - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Gracias, Alvin.
AFW - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Mucho goodo...as you see my Spanish is fluent
stuart mcarthur - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
margaritas are one of those things you live life for - I make a perfect one, of course (tiny dash of grapefruit juice - secret ingredient) - lovely stuff JAB - 555
Red Ant - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
A good Margarita is the best drink out there. Now I want one and all I have is Bud... blech. Good work, JB: this would be great for a mariachi band to do. Stu: Try a dash of grenadine syrup (my secret ingredient).
TJC - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
555... not the parody... your IQ!

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