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Song Parodies -> "Soused on Sidecars"

Original Song Title:

"Sounds of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Soused on Sidecars"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It's dawning on me that if it weren't for bodily functions, my parody count would be about 10.
Hello, barkeep, my old friend,
I've come for sauce from you again.
Double vision has got me seeing
Pink pachyderms that are peeing,
And they're pissin' on pea plants on steep terrain
Plus romaine.
I must be soused on sidecars.

I rest on, when I'm wobbly stoned,
Narrow streets of cobblestone.
When I wake up I'm very cramped
'cause many shoe soles over me have tramped.
Then my eyes are stabbed by the flash of the morning light,
Chasing out night.
I, lush, was soused on sidecars.

Awake, I'm naked, and they saw
Me, passing people by the score:
People gawking at my spout leaking,
Peeing, 'cause 'bout men's room I's dreaming.
Peevish uptight cops--the boys in blue were there
And said, "Beware,
The jerk is soused on sidecars."

Drool spat I, saying, "You know--
Sidecars I sipped. . .pants no mo'."
I heard words from Officer McGrew:
"The long arm of the law must take you.
You've disturbed the peace through sidecar hell.
Now, let's go
You smell of side' barf."

And the people yowled and brayed
Like a neocon tirade.
Then the sarge gave them a warning,
'bout the angry mob they're forming.
And the sarge said, "This mob you must stop it,"
Then hit them in the jugs and balls,
Made ten of them fall.
Then whisked me soundlessly inside car.

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alvin - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
a fun little journey into the life of a souse.....made even funnier by the original tone of the OS
Meriadoc - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Loves the elephants.
AFW - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Very descriptive and funny
Kristof Robertson - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Superb, John! A real screwdriver of a parody, and as usual, just brilliant subbing. Bravo! 555
John Barry - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Merry, AFW, Kristof.
Ann Hammond - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this
Johnny D - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Simon and Garfunkel with a twist of Barry - fivealicious!
Peregrin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
By God, John, I hope this was not an auto-biographical!

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