-> "Grift You"
Original Song Title:
"Miss You"
Parody Song Title:
"Grift You"
The Lyrics
Liars gonna have you wronged;
right after you’ll weep and moan.
Gonna grift you.
Pryin’ out o’ you not loans;
pried you will then weep and moan,
a crying victim of crime.
[protracted moaning]
Swelled vault will have a money seep;
out the vault I’m gonna sweep—
that’s my grifting style.
I am gonna take it all;
It will be making you bawl,
a dough sting.
I will befriend you, then one day,
I’ll grab it in a scam.
Into your funds I’m gonna delve—
you’re a poor and ripped-off jerk;
with my wiles I’ll have beat you.
[protracted moaning]
Oh, if only you had stayed strong,
you’d not have had a fate that’s wrong.
Your guard was gone; you were conned.
You were flummoxed, in the dark;
the results were stark,
because you were taken.
Financial defeat
was what you would meet.
In a heartbeat, all my wiles were deployed.
I played you, then helped myself to your wealth.
Some crimes sure pay!
[protracted moaning]
Yeah, I was plyin’ all my stealth
to screw you out of your wealth…
scored and nipped your pile
of dough; in fact, I robbed you blind,
fooled you with my crime.
Am I a grifter, shady? Yeah!
Scored and off I fly.
[protracted moaning]
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