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Song Parodies -> "The Eve Is Hallow, Spooks"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Eve Is Hallow, Spooks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The eve is Hallow, spooks.
It’s moonshine time—
I’m not talking about the hooch,
But folks cryin’
Post-bite, then dyin’.

So go get those fangs in,
Clamp down with your mouth,
Then enjoy that sanguine
Salivation—salvation goes south.

The eve is Hallow, spooks,
Bare those canines
Like tines.

You’ll love blue-
bloods, it’s true.
Crimson hue
Drips on you and that frau
In whom you tear
She is so tasty;
She pours right now.

You’re teething!

The eve is Hallow; spooks
Love the night time.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
JAB is his old "Spell-Binding" self again! ;D
alvin - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
very apropos
TJC - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
'Blue bloods' n' 'sanguine salivations' indeed... some great re-vampin' of your favorite oldie!
Christie Marie M - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great Halloween theme parody, especially for this month! And in perfect detail! Perfect OS to write on an appropriate subject! 555 howls for this one!
Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Infinite twists, now topical -- amazing.

Also, John, please see my late reply to your comment at Wednesday's "Blow Me",
Thanks. (actually, I wish everyone else would, too!)
Timmy1000 - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Another good write for the upcoming Halloween.
FiddleVamp - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Your "bat"-ting average remains solid!
John Barry - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, Alvin, TJC, Christie, TT (much appreciated, TT, means a lot), Timmy, FV.
@ FV - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
*Always* the vamp! A regular Theda Bara-ss, you are!
littleSaddleCakes - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I love the Night time . . .. I love da' hoochie, I coooo, at der Moon . . . littleCupCakes missed you, sirSweaty, Duke o'UnchMe !

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