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Song Parodies -> "Witch Crap"

Original Song Title:

"Witchcraft"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Witch Crap"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m sniffing in the air—
There’s something vile in there:
Don’t step in it—beware,
It’s witch crap!

But there is a defense for it
Well, at least for the stench of it:
Give your nostrils a clench like a clew.

Caustic witch crap,
Wilt-nose witch crap;
’cause you knows it’s gross—
It’s Wiccan tad* poo.

It won’t arouse a breathe in me,
Aching lungs cause a seethe in me,
The sheath behind my teeth, nix askew.

A nostril starts to itch,
Sniffed in a trice, cursed Witch doo-doo.


*“Eye of newt, and toe of frog. . . .”—Shakespeare

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2Eagle - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Is this about witches' brew or alternative treatments?
Old Man Ribber - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Double double toil and trouble, smells like crap from Barney Rubble. Good job, JAB! :P)
WickedWitch~0-West - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there, wee willy wiccan . . . . ? ? at w.W.w.ComSeeAboutMe

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