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Song Parodies -> "Big Feet Has a Sasquatch"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Big Feet Has a Sasquatch"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well, it'd be real tough-lookin', but it's false history;
This made-up drivel starts maybe with Yeti.
In this day, how can they still do it,
Pull in dork dupes who won't eschew it?
Big feet has a Sasquatch;
Sly folks "prove": big feet has a Sasquatch.
Dim dweebs an impressed lot:
Liar's field day.

Hey, come on! It's a come-on. Dumb shites they snare,
Who were away and didn't share
When inside crowns were put the brains,
And they buy Sas' with wide feet. . .lame banes.

Big feet has a Sasquatch;
Sly folks "prove": big feet has a Sasquatch.
Dim dweebs have egressed thought.
Liar's field day.

Well, it'd be real tough-lookin', but it's false history;
This made-up drivel starts maybe with Yeti.
Scammers score with another 'squatch big lie; nitwit-case--
Dudes bettin' this sure is gonna prove 'foot race.

Big feet has a Sasquatch.
Come-ons hits with this impressed lot.
Dim dweebs have regressed thought.
Liar's field day.

Dim dweebs have regressed thought.
Sly folks "prove": big feet has a Sasquatch.
Big fees pay impressed lot--
Buyers today.

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alvin - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
great title switch
John Barry - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
LittleCupCakes - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, Captain Jack Barrow, as an Austrian, I am descended from a whole line of "Big Futzen" !! ~J J~ had the biggest feet in captivity! size 12-e(eek )!
EmiLoca - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Geez, perfect title switch - and I'm a sucker for syllable-for-syllable pacing and rhyming. I WANT TO BELIEVE!!! 555.

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