-> "Gimcracks"
Original Song Title:
"Get Back"
Parody Song Title:
"Gimcracks"
The Lyrics
Gimcracks
Gold chains, watches, tchotchkes, fakes of Louvre's "Mona,"
Baubles, bangles, beads of glass,
Mojos schlepped home from bayous in Lou'siana,
Signs for California gas.
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng.
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng.
Gimcracks—oh no!—brought home.
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng.
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng—
Gimcrack 'ho'.
Sweets and Aston-Martin models made in Oman,
Butt cushions made in Bhutan.
Bottle-shaped girls' toys that say you'll soon be coming.
Buttressed penile pumps for man.
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng.
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng.
You'd better get on the phone
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng.
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng.
So you can get a
Storage locker, or two
For storing spike-heel shoes
And those logo'd sweaters,
You gimcrack abettor.
Gimcracks, knickknacks, bric-a-brac:
You have bought a throng. . . .
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