Cheney, Ghoul

Chen, Chen, Chen,
Chen, Chen, Chen,
Chen, Chen, Che-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Cheney, ghoul.

For many years, we though he was human,
But we found out
That he's from a dark domain.
Not exactly a zombie
He is a flesh-tastin' ghoul.
He's eatin' a spleen,
And then he's eatin' a jewel.

Chen, Chen, Chen,
Cheney, ghoul.

The ghoul Cheney,
He wants us to think
That he has got a weak heart.
He's gone for weeks while
He regains his strength.
They tell us that he is alone,
But stays in contact by phone
His "doctor" says, "Have some eatin'";
He's workin' on a bone that's long.

Chen, Chen, Chen,
Chen, Chen, Chen,
Chen, Chen, Che-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Cheney, ghoul.

Yes he is gorging
On a veiny tube steak.
If only his ste-ent
Were punctured by a sharpened stake.

Chen, Chen, Chen,
Chen, Chen, Chen,
Chen, Chen, Che-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Cheney, ghoul.

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