Song Parodies -> Hands-Free Man
| Original Song Title: | "Handyman" |
| Original Performer: | Del Shannon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hands-Free Man" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Hey, girls, gams around
Lips that I'm gonna put on mound.
Hey, ladies, I am your hands-free man.
I am the kind who uses a lingual tool,
Your hamlet of love rimed with my drool,
I frigs open parts with my speech-schooly gland.
If your open part be fleeced with hair,
I'll mangia till it's free.
I lip your sweet thing; it swells and I fress
Cunning runt, spoonery.
Here is that twain thing I want to splay,
Bucally, spread it fore hours of play.
I frigs open parts with my speech-schooly gland.
Come, come, come,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come, come, come,
My tongue lungin', tubey.
Lips that I'm gonna put on mound.
Hey, ladies, I am your hands-free man.
I am the kind who uses a lingual tool,
Your hamlet of love rimed with my drool,
I frigs open parts with my speech-schooly gland.
If your open part be fleeced with hair,
I'll mangia till it's free.
I lip your sweet thing; it swells and I fress
Cunning runt, spoonery.
Here is that twain thing I want to splay,
Bucally, spread it fore hours of play.
I frigs open parts with my speech-schooly gland.
Come, come, come,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come, come, come,
My tongue lungin', tubey.
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silly me...i thought this was a paraplegic song...wonderfully twisted
John, you're such a cunning linguist.
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