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Song Parodies -> "F’ DMV"

Original Song Title:

"YMCA"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"F’ DMV"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Bummed man, I know why you feel down,
I said, slumped man, I know why the big frown,
I said, stunned man, you’ll get the runaround—
you’re gonna be so unhappy.

F**ked man, your frustration will grow,
I said, stuck man, maybe temper will blow.
Just to go there drives you out of your mind;
you’re like meat that the butcher grinds.

No fun to go to the f’ DMV,
no fun to go to the g’ DMV.

They will treat you just like a discarded toy
and kill every vestige of joy.

No fun to go to the h’ DMV,
no fun to go to the d’ DMV.

You will get yourself steamed, and you’ll get a bad feel-ing,
because the scene is surreal.

Stunned man, it’s in hell you will be,
I said, bummed man, catch that smell sulfury,
I said, slumped man, it’s like years it will seem.
Don’t you wish you had some Jim Beam?!

When you go to give them your pelf,
I said, bummed man, there’s a gnome or an elf.
But you only will get the chance to pay
after sitting there half the day.

No fun to go to the a’ DMV,
no fun to go to the m’ DMV.

They will do everything they can to annoy
and kill every vestige of joy.

No fun to go to the s’ DMV,
no fun to go to the c’ DMV.

You will get yourself reamed, and you’ll get a bad feel-ing,
like Ned Beatty made to squeal.

Glum man, I have really bad news,
I said, f**ked man, most of your day you’ll lose.
This is no place for anyone to thrive,
but you must if you want to drive.

Finally, after up you’ve been beat,
you’re a free man and escape to the street.
Then you offer flipped ornithology
to your beloved DMV.

Don’t ever go to the f’ DMV—
go to ca.gov.dmv.

Doing it online won’t fill you up with joy,
but it won’t near as much annoy.

F’ DMV. . .go online to the f’ DMV.

Bummed man, bummed man, there is less need to frown,
thumbs, man, thumbs, man. . .digits on the keys pound.

Plunk, man, plunk, man, fingers down on the keys;
up, man, up man, salute digitally!

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Timmy1000 - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
It is one of the great improvements in life - DMV online. One of the great paradoxes of life is license renewal and after all that wait, they take your pic and tell you to smile - like you'll be smiling when the policeman asks for your license.
Jonathan - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
you put some Drive into this one! 5's
Leough - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I have to get my eyesight tested the next time I go to the DMV. Do you suppose they'd let me do that online? LOL at "Jim Beam" and "flipped ornithology."
AFW - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Wow!...cars must be on everyone's mind....three car parody submits in one day...you captured that frustrated feeling in this..I'm with you, I hate to wait!
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Your number is G555!!!
Peregrin - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Spot on, JB. Loved the Deliverance reference. Surprised I am first to mention it :)
TJC - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Yugo girl!
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2015 - Report this comment
DMV, all day, all night. DMV, and they'll win the fight. DMV, a headache load. DMV, watch us explode!
Patrick - April 25, 2015 - Report this comment
It's just as bad in Kansas. Horrible, high taxes. Super corrupt government, especially bringing in a car from Missouri. Greed b*stard capitol of the planet.

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