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Song Parodies -> "Antichrist, Superstar"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Christ, Superstar"

Parody Song Title:

"Antichrist, Superstar"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Every time I look at you
I don’t understand
Why you’re one of the most powerful
In the land.
Your show’s more prepackaged than
Laughter that’s canned.
That folks to you listen
Blows my mind.
Still, you’ve built your brand.

You arm-pump and bray;
In tunes much of the nation.
We’ve been warned about you in the
Book of Revelation.

You’ve led many wrong. . . .

Marketing your show. . . .

Antichrist, Antichrist,
To you your minions have sacrificed.
Antichrist, superstar,
They go on show, scream, and get a car.

There’s your minion dink,
The one who’s missing a mop.
The guy’s a dick and he Phills you up
With insipid slop.
Losers listen to his _rap. ..
Put C before R—
It’s piling up in a mountain
That goes up pretty far.

At times you have been quite fat;
You’re a diet breaker.
The Beast pretends that she does good
Because she’s a faker.

You do so much wrong. . .

But the Mark don’t show. . .

Antichrist, Antichrist,
Beneath your mane’s where the Mark’s incised.
Antichrist, superstar
On newsstands, in markets, there you are. . . .

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Old Man Ribber - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Hmm...who could this be? Oprah? Dr. Phil? Rush Limbaugh? Glen Beck? Drew Carey and The Price Is Right? At any rate, this is a Beast of a parody and certainly will not be Left Behind! ;D
Ausfahrt - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
You suck
John Barry - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR: Danke shoen.

Ausfahrt: Iss Scheisse, Arschloch.
Fiddlegirl - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
"O" my!! ;) [ROFL @ reply to _! I'm sure you speak for all of us.)
Tomas Schildkröte - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
DK who the object was, but taking cue from "diet breaker" and FG's (witty as ever) multum-in-parv-O comment, agree. ....And at least we have an honest Unabomber, who signs a consistent nick -- give the Devil his due. (we received the same courtesy visit @ both today.) Wouldn't even bother to have that deleted -- let everyone see.

Given reply to OMR, will the rest of the coments be in Deutsch, even the "clean" ones? lol. 555, and sorry you weren't there for your top-of-the-mountain group trib on Monday.
Timmy1000 - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Well done, this could be about a number of different people. I give you fives and extra if I could to your reply to Aus the fart
Christie Marie M - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
The thought of Antichrist made me think of Marilyn Manson and Rosemary's Baby. Great write. 555.
TJC - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Great reaper writin! And who knew the antichrist was actually retiring in the next year or two?
John Barry - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
TT, I jus read your Monday post and left a comment.
TT - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Saw it, replied, thanks -- in more ways than one, as per the reply there.

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