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Song Parodies -> "Gold-Lined Frock and Stole"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Gold-Lined Frock and Stole"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Got raiment, mold vestments, on myself;
I nix on litigation—buy with pelf;
Looked the other way in Dei’s of old.
I’ve now a gold-lined frock and stole.

Don’t try to try me—I’m the Vic’, so
Can’t touch me here—outlandish guards at the door. . .
State in a state, and I’m the governor;
I’m in a goldmine rock* in Rome.

“Thrilled, I fill gold-lined frock and stole.
The Seven Deadlies savage the soul;
Priapic prelates, yet, covet cornhole
And they get their rocks to roll.

But where else can a cloistered man go?
It’s just like living on a boysterous [sic] atoll:
Sometimes you gotta go and dip in the shoal;
While you swim, you might want to troll.

I never tell it; it’s the truth that I’ve killed—
I give short shrift to little boys my boys drilled;
I ain’t worried. . .chose me Pope post-Pole**
To wear that gold-lined frock and stole.

Thrilled, I’m in gold-lined frock and stole;
One time Inquisitor was my role.
On my side, Law, fat mass who lithely stole
From Mass; Rome time was his goal.

Now he’s in goldmine rock with dome;
Things got too hot for him back in his home;
His sins could fill a very hefty tome.
No getting caught. . .from the crime scene you roam. . .
Safe in goldmine rock in Rome.

*St. Peter’s
**JP II, born in Poland

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Way to take on a most troubling subject. ;D
Peter Andersson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
"living on a boysterous [sic] atoll"...

I'll never be able to see the movie "Lord of the Flies" the same way again... =8-()
TJC - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Crazy-good wordplay with over-the-top pimp/pope imagery, John! Tossin' you fives... which I believe will be caught nicely by your 'Priapic Prelates', if you know what I mean!
norCALcatLicker - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
stand by your ' Gland " . . . . Rome-On, Pirate JeanLeGlandGrand
Phil Nelson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
It was popetacular!

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