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Song Parodies -> "I Been Toadyin’"

Original Song Title:

"On the Road Again"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"I Been Toadyin’"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I been toadyin’,
just can’t wait to get on to toadyin’.
I lie and grovel till my forehead’s roaded skin.
You’ll salivate when to you I’m toadyin’.

I been toadyin’,
so two-faced that it makes my head spin.
Paean-sling as I present an ass-kiss grin.
Ingratiate myself with my toadyin’.

I been toadyin’.
I pander, so gimme your votes, though I go the lie way. . .
say I’m your best friend.
I’ll kiss a baby girl, say I celebrate you’re bi/gay,

although homoin’
I actually think is a no-no sin.
I lie and grovel till my rod’as* roaded skin—
I’m so prostrate that my bod’s eroded skin.
Regurgitate some do when I’m toadyin’.

I been toadyin’.
My gambit’s to swindle for votes, so I go the lie way. . .
say I’m your best friend;
I’ll kiss a baby girl and tell you that you make my day.

It’s why I’m toadyin’—
must get on the road to do toadyin’.
To lie I love; I fake and do it all again,
prevaricatin’ when I go toadyin’.

*rodillas: knees

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Matthias - December 07, 2016 - Report this comment
John I know you haven't competed in parody competitions before but I'm starting a new one that is open to the public and it would be really cool to see you join in on the fun. Here's the link: (Let me know if you are interested! Thanks!)
JAB - December 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Will check it out, Matthias, thanks.

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