Song Parodies -> Blew Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "Blue Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blew Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I'll have a "blew" Christmas, with snout rheum.
My nose I blew; it was without room.
'pectorations have fled; they've a green cast, you see.
Now my lungs are clear, but not so nasally.
I'll have a blew Christmas; I'm hurtin'.
Although I blew, nose is still spurting.
As my loogies take light and then on you alight,
You give me a black and blue Christmas.
My nose I blew; it was without room.
'pectorations have fled; they've a green cast, you see.
Now my lungs are clear, but not so nasally.
I'll have a blew Christmas; I'm hurtin'.
Although I blew, nose is still spurting.
As my loogies take light and then on you alight,
You give me a black and blue Christmas.
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 10 |
|
10 |
|
10 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
S'not bad! 555
"tis the season to catch cold - and for Santana winds.
Excellent Christmas boogie :-)
sending you hankies for christmas
Funny!
Proof that good things often come in very small packages. 555
Thanks, Rick, 2Eagle, Rex, Alvin, Jason, Kristof.
The winner, by a nose..
You didn't blow this one by any stretch of the respiration... 5-5-5
Local man blows Christmas - Snot a pretty picture folks. Flem at 5 on Eye-Nitwitness News. Mucus Gracias for making me laugh.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/elvispresley149.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 234
ELV1S 30 #1 Hits album at Amazon.com
Elvis Ultimate Gospel album at Amazon.com
The 50 Greatest Love Songs album at Amazon.com
ELVIS 2ND TO NONE album at Amazon.com
Blue Hawaii album at Amazon.com
Elvis By the Presleys (Bonus CD) album at Amazon.com
Amazing Grace: His Greatest Sacred Performances album at Amazon.com
Peace in the Valley: The Complete Gospel Recordings album at Amazon.com
Aloha From Hawaii - Via Satellite album at Amazon.com
