Song Parodies -> Teen Weavers

Original Song Title:

"Dream Weaver"

Original Performer:

Gary Wright

  
Parody Song Title:

"Teen Weavers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

They should close Nike's sweat pens
And the firms where teen weavers "train."
Drivers of young slaves; slave wages what they pay--
Most every apparel line.

CHORUS:
Those teen weavers,
They can't leave; they slave all day and all night.
For teen weavers,
Doors unlocked; they're released at morning light.
Pay's not high to clad starlets' thighs.

Slaving for those astral pains.
Fans buy the labeled pants and T's,
Forgetting how this stuff was made.

CHORUS

No, the law won't be coming soon
To abate Wal-Mart crimes.
Buy off government and their highly paid goons. . .
Keep 'em on the retailer's side.


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Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Impressive and sharp, JB.
alvin rhodes - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
a masterfully woven tale...5s

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