Song Parodies -> I'll Give Chanel to You
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Give Chanel to You" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I'll give Chanel to you
At Christmas time.
'cause, frankly, you smell like a zoo;
I ain't lyin'. . .
Like unwashed lion.
You know, I can't stand it.
When you come around,
My poor nasal channels
Detect scent of camel and shut down.
Thus the Chanel for you
At Christmas time.
Why do you
Smell like poo
In the zoo?
Perhaps you should go now
To that place there:
The lavatory. . .
Kill scent of sow.
Get sudsy!
You got a smell on you
That ain't so fine.
[fade on sounds of zoo animals]
At Christmas time.
'cause, frankly, you smell like a zoo;
I ain't lyin'. . .
Like unwashed lion.
You know, I can't stand it.
When you come around,
My poor nasal channels
Detect scent of camel and shut down.
Thus the Chanel for you
At Christmas time.
Why do you
Smell like poo
In the zoo?
Perhaps you should go now
To that place there:
The lavatory. . .
Kill scent of sow.
Get sudsy!
You got a smell on you
That ain't so fine.
[fade on sounds of zoo animals]
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this may be your funniest parody of this song yet....and that's saying something
This is very good Mr Barry! Any chance you can give me some Farenheit or Armani aftershave this Christmas please? 555ml of the smelly stuff for you.
Maybe you and Lionel Mertens can get together and freshen her up.
Have 3 Chanel No. 5's
Thanks, Alvin, Jason, TT, MrM.
Your parodies always begin with a heady woody concept with just a touch of the brighter exotic-influenced vocabulary florals, and finish with a crisp oceanic ozone bite that slices right through to th jugular, reliably leaving one with that ineffable JAB coppery tang!
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