Song Parodies -> Mass 'Turbation
| Original Song Title: | "Fascination" |
| Original Performer: | Jane Morgan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mass 'Turbation" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
It's mass perturbation, such woe
Flows from a whole host of folks oh so faint-hearted.
They won't take a chance, else they'll crap their pants.
That's their stance, and it's why none has ever farted.
It's mass 'Turbation, yet one grows
A pair--gives the mass of his poonpike a shove,
Then covers his hand with a white latex tissue. . .
Mass 'turbation with a glove.
[repeat second verse]
Flows from a whole host of folks oh so faint-hearted.
They won't take a chance, else they'll crap their pants.
That's their stance, and it's why none has ever farted.
It's mass 'Turbation, yet one grows
A pair--gives the mass of his poonpike a shove,
Then covers his hand with a white latex tissue. . .
Mass 'turbation with a glove.
[repeat second verse]
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Where the hell is everyone? I liked it JAB, 555
5s, of course.
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