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Song Parodies -> "Butt Smooch, Plutocrat"

Original Song Title:

"What's New, Pussycat?"

Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Smooch, Plutocrat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lush, boozed, plutocrat. So-o-ober?
Lush, boozed, plutocrat. No-o-o-o.
Plutocrat, plutocrat,
You've got power,
And by the hour,
You spend our loot.
As you take powder, toot it up your plutocrat nose.
Plutocrat, plutocrat,
Ice-cold brews
(Pretzel ruse)
Caused you to puke and whack nose.

Scum crew, plutocrat, bo-o-ozos,
Scum crew, plutocrat, bo-o-ozos.
Plutocrat, plutocrat,
You want drilling
And more landfilling
And CO2.
So make up some "facts" real scientists hold in disgrace.
Plutocrat, plutocrat, smug bagdouche,
Loud lout louche,
Smirk on your plutocrat face.

Butt smooch, plutocrat, ho-o-ole,
Butt smooch, plutocrat, ho-o-ole.
Plutocrat, plutocrat,
You're suspicious,
And meretricious
Thugs surround you.
They're always kissing your chute
With their poopercrapped lips.

Plutocrat, plutocrat,
Idle fool.
Kvetch and pule.
Drool from your plutocrat lips.
Fuel is your plutocrat prize.
Stools on your Pluto rats' nose.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Barry +3
Pacholek +0
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
Rick C - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title, Great parody...555

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