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Song Parodies -> "Je T' Mene"

Original Song Title:

"Je T'Aime"

Original Performer:

Serge Gainsbourg

Parody Song Title:

"Je T' Mene"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pardon my French.
Je T' Mene

--Jeu? Theme?:
"Viennent les reines."
Je t' mene
A mon armoire.
--Comme une vache irresolue,
Je vais, mais ne sais rien.
--Entre les reines!
De l'armoire tu viens.
--Entre quelles reines?
Je n'ai pas des seins!
--Avec moi, viens
A mon armoire.
Tu est "LA vache,"
Tu dis—nubile
Tu seras quand tu viens
Et jets tes vet's--
Ne les retiens.
Entre les reines!
Je t' mene
A mon armoire
Dans mon armoire
Sont des tissus.
Mets ces vet's,
De l'armoire viens.
Et entre les reines!
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