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Song Parodies -> "Buying Baubles"

Original Song Title:

"TIny Bubbles"

Original Performer:

Don Ho

Parody Song Title:

"Buying Baubles"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Buying Baubles

Buying baubles (buying baubles)
Makes me whine (makes me whine)
I'm unhappy (I'm unhappy)
Though they shine (though they shine)

Buying baubles (buying baubles)
I'm not a shop-goer
Can't think of a less appealing
Way to spend so much time.

You bought a gold-plated spoon
As well as a silver tea
Set to use when you host
A tea party.

So, you used layaway?
You will have to pay
Or you can kiss
Off your credit some day.

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Johnny D - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Milk that topic! YEAH!
Meriadoc - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate shopping too! Especially for useless crap. Is this the flotsam you are carting back out? ;-)

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