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Song Parodies -> "Sewn Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sam & Dave

Parody Song Title:

"Sewn Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Suggested by "Frankenstein."
I'm a Sewn Man

It is time to adjust electrodes
Juice plugged in to my neck nodes.
Body electric, the volts are humming.
And I'm slowly to life coming.

I'm a sewn man (4x).

Got assembled the parts way.
A mass of sutures holds me in place.
My limbs did not come in matched sets.
My wrists look like guitar frets.

I'm a sewn man. (4x)

I was brought up in a lab suite.
And I've got mismatched size 17 feet.
My head was mated to neck stalk
First I start lumbering, then I walk.

I'm a sewn man.

Kind of a dopeó
Cranial canyon,
Prognathous* slopeó
A notch below Cro Magnon.

I'm a sewn man.
[Repeat and fade.]


*Lower jaw projecting beyond the upper part of the face.

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Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup, I'm a sucker for them "Frankenstein" parodies! Good job.
Rick D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This would make a pretty funny video. It could also be on the Universal studios tour, they have both acts.
Guy - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey John - Michael McVey is thinking about doing a halloween CD. It would maybe be this kind of thing he may be looking for. I know he has stuff of his own. Just a thought. BTW - Not bad - FRANKly it was quite good. .
John Barry - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Rick. Guy, thanks, and thanks for the tip. I'll look into it.
Frankenstein again - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Argh! Me like this also. 5's
Guy - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
John - Michael lives in the same area as I do and we are trying to get together for dinner like on Friday. I'll mention this to him if we get together.
Adagio - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good...maybe Guy can mention my 'Sewn Together' parody too.
Guy - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I will most certainly do that. This is an excellent parody for a halloween theme. You did "come together" twice as I recall, the other was "Bad Snowman" which is completely hilarious.
John Barry - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy--let me know what happens.
alvin rhodes - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as hell...loved the wrists looking like guitar frets line...5s

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