-> "Sanguine Action"
Original Song Title:
"Satisfaction"
Parody Song Title:
"Sanguine Action"
The Lyrics
I can't get no sanguine action,
I can't get no canines traction,
Though I bite, and I bite, and I bite, and I bite.
I can't get no, I can't get flow.
When I'm incising real hard
On a man who's chock-full of type O,
I'm zealous, but gore don't pour.
It's like a toothless situation;
I'll expire with no alimentation.
I forget, though, oh yeah, it's so;
I'm undead. . .still must be fed.
I can't get no sanguine action,
I can't get no canines traction,
Though I bite, and I bite, and I bite, and I bite.
I can't get no, dry-blanch-gent flow.
So I switch to an IV,
Jam it into him venously.
It's high, at 8-0-3,
His cholesterol; man's bound to have a stroke--
Lipids inhibit eddy.
I can't get no, no, no flow.
I want red, but none is shed.
I can't get no sanguine action,
I can't get no 'line extraction,
Though I pry, and I pry, and I pry, I am dry.
I can't get no, dry-blanch-gent flow.
I bite no more on this churl.
I cease chewin' him; the guy is too fat.
I will get slaked on some girl
With menses; lady's gonna give me just what I seek,
'cause you see, she's on an oozin' streak.
I can get flow, flow, flow, flow.
Now I'm fed, not light in head.
I can get flow from coquette Flo; from soubrette Flo
Flows sanguine action, no sani napkin, a sanguine snack--yum! . . .
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 5 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 5 | |
| 5 | |
| 5 | |
|