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Song Parodies -> "Sanguine Action"

Original Song Title:

"Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Sanguine Action"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I can't get no sanguine action,
I can't get no canines traction,
Though I bite, and I bite, and I bite, and I bite.
I can't get no, I can't get flow.

When I'm incising real hard
On a man who's chock-full of type O,
I'm zealous, but gore don't pour.
It's like a toothless situation;
I'll expire with no alimentation.
I forget, though, oh yeah, it's so;
I'm undead. . .still must be fed.

I can't get no sanguine action,
I can't get no canines traction,
Though I bite, and I bite, and I bite, and I bite.
I can't get no, dry-blanch-gent flow.

So I switch to an IV,
Jam it into him venously.
It's high, at 8-0-3,
His cholesterol; man's bound to have a stroke--
Lipids inhibit eddy.
I can't get no, no, no flow.
I want red, but none is shed.

I can't get no sanguine action,
I can't get no 'line extraction,
Though I pry, and I pry, and I pry, I am dry.
I can't get no, dry-blanch-gent flow.

I bite no more on this churl.
I cease chewin' him; the guy is too fat.
I will get slaked on some girl
With menses; lady's gonna give me just what I seek,
'cause you see, she's on an oozin' streak.
I can get flow, flow, flow, flow.
Now I'm fed, not light in head.

I can get flow from coquette Flo; from soubrette Flo
Flows sanguine action, no sani napkin, a sanguine snack--yum! . . .

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Count von Count - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Three! Three scores of Five. Ahh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
alvin - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
amused disgusted and horrified at the same time...the trifecta...i love it !
John Barry - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Count, Alvin.
Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I got out of my coffin to vote for this. 555 litres of AB neg.

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