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John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Keep away from little piggies
Or you might get hurt.
If you play with little piggies,
You will need a nurse
With whom you won’t flirt
Or play around. . .sick.

You must wean you from chick piggies
You make in the dirt.
You’ll get swine flu from those piggies,
Then your nose will spurt
And your spleen will hurt.
Don’t make it with pigs!

In their sties do not be tracking;
Don’t go there and roll on the ground.
And on fried swine don’t be snacking;
When you feed, ham should be lacking!

Very scared of hogs and piggies
Should you be, no jive.
You and your sweet, chow down dinner,
You might save your lives:
Cut fish with your knives--
But hold the bacon!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Really enjoyed this one. John. Five oinks!!!
Phil Alexander - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Flu won't stop me eating piggies
Bacon, ham and pork
You can't catch it from cooked piggies
Ignore all the talk
Just pass the knife and fork.. I need my bacon

...great timing, should have thought of this one myself ;-)
Timmy1000 - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Piggies are in today - good one.
alvin - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
hold the bacon, indeed...good one
Jim Rotondo - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
My spleen hurts with LingOL, turn left at the pork in the road, well done!
Leo Keough - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...especially enjoyed the line, 'Don’t make it with pigs! '...555!!!
John Barry - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, Phil, Timmy, Alvin, Jim, Leo.
Rick D - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Needs work. If you need help, let me know.
2Eagle - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Stay away from meat from piggies - have a tomato.
Andy Primus - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny one - especially liked "Wean you from chick piggies"
Rick D - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't know who that other Rick D was but it's not the one you know. A strange comment.

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