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Song Parodies -> "Weasly Mitty"

Original Song Title:

"Wolly Bully"

Original Performer:

Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs

Parody Song Title:

"Weasly Mitty"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics,0,2738869.story
You know dolt does do rape coiffure.
Now Weasly Mitty,
watch his talkin’.

Mitty got snitty about a thing he saw:
guys’ long hair that almost reached his jaw.

Creepy Mitty. . . .

Snippy was Mitty and he had a plan:
that hair must be severed. . .short locks for a man.

Shearing Mitty. . . .
Watch him now, talkin’ lockin’.*

Mitty ain’t witty, so what does he do?
Says he can’t remember. But they can, his crew.

Weasly Mitty. . . .
Watch him now
RE: Locks snip.

*as in locks of hair

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Looks like the 1-bomber tried to frame you yesterday JAB by bombing everyone else but you... but now today he's 50/50 bombing! Anyway, you can always count on a 555 from me b/c you are still the Master!!!
John Barry - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm surprised Rob because I'm frequently a victim. Thanks for the kinds words, but I gotta turn that "master" thing around. You can likewise count on 5s from me.
Porfle Popnecker - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
WarrenB - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Of course, this begs the follow up parody "Hairy Barry!" You've certainly un'lock'ed the humor in this parody.
UnKnownVotress - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
ahhhhh . . . PirateJack de BareAll, just feel 'da Mitt . . . .

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