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Song Parodies -> "Mustache Sally"

Original Song Title:

"Mustang Sally"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wilson Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Mustache Sally"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mustache Sally,
Looks like you're growin' some mustache down.
Mustache Sally,
That lip hair that you've grown is blackish brown.
It's been growin' above where you frown now;
Oh, I guess you'll have to smear some waxing all around.

You have facial fur on hide, all 'round, Sally,
Hide, Sally, hide.
You've upper-lip fur on hide, all 'round, Sally,
Hide, Sally, hide.
You've got mean mien fur on hide, all 'round, Sally,
Hide, Sally, hide.

On girls, men aren't adoring, no,
The hirsute look there and above your eyes.
You got you a brand-new mustache, girl,
You look like my friend Clive. . .
Fuzzy down ain't signifyin' a woman,
Unless you're Frankenstein's bride

Mustache Sally,
Looks like you're sportin' some mustache down.
It is growin' out a blackish brown, now,
So, you gotta wax or hack
'fore you don that wedding gown.

You have facial fur on hide, all 'round, Sally,
Hide, Sally, hide.
You've upper-lip fur on hide, all 'round, Sally,
Hide, Sally, hide.
If you won't shave it, hide that down, Sally,
Hide, Sally, hide.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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MasonR - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice companion piece to "Shave It For Me" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thefourseasons15.shtml) 555!
alvin - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
you had me at the title....great switch
UnKnownVotress - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Ms Sally just might be a good mate for Sweaty Jack ???
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a sign of lesbians. I'll give you 111 for this (because of the title).
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
And being a little saddened that the above comment was said, I give you 555 for the SAME REASON

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