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Song Parodies -> "Poke Sally's Fanny"

Original Song Title:

"Poke Salad Annie"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Poke Sally's Fanny"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If y'all have been lurkin' down South too much,
I'm gonna tell you a little about trysts
Between close relations and mammals with snouts.
You do it with an aunt
Out there in the woods and in the fields,
Maybe turn over Sally, your niece--
Everybody'd call that poke Sally, poke Sally.
But if that there girl is your daughter, friend,
And with her you get ta beavin', well that there is incest.
Better to go and be a sheep tupper,
Y'all can go out and make that ewe bleat
And you'll feel alright.

Here's an alternative for ya
If Sally's sister--know what I mean?
And if that girl's what makes your toes curl,
Make it like this, if she shares your name:

Poke Sally's fanny, same with your granny,
Avoid orifice unique to dames,
The same thing with your mama if you chain-bang--
Incest not these women.

Every day, 'fore tuppin' time,
Before you stab that fluffed snatch,
And get ready to poke a lamb, lad,
Carry with you a Trojan sack.

Poke lamb with sacky, or the ram will get wacky.
You treat the ram the same
If you're gettin' into that type of chain bang.

So, laddy, no matter what you mount,
Goin' in front or back,
When brothers do their sisters
Or go ovine, please take precautions at the crack.

Poke Sally's fanny; use latex with your lamby.
Soon you will get the hang of this game
(And don't forget your mama in the chain bang).

Put a sock on when you poke lamby,
And poke sis in the nether rift.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Adagio - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
How did you find this obscure OS? I've had a copy lurking in my files for ages. I'm sure the pacing is good, but it's a little raunchy for my tastes. But I still didn't leave that anon. vote.
John Barry - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Found it on the Web somewhere, Adagio. vaguely remembered the Elvis version. Alvin Rhodes has also parodied it.

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