It's the little old lady, impassioned keener.

It's the little old lady's new fashioned wiener--
Grows, granny, grows, granny, grows, granny, grows.
Pumped polyethylene makes her an impassioned keener--
Crow, granny, crow, granny, crow, granny, crow.
Plumped up, this pneumatic man's proxy's large--
It expands, huge, mighty head, super-rock-hard.

And everybody hears her when she becomes a keener,
It's the little old lady with fashioned wiener.
She pumps and it's plump, then she pumps real hard.
Her airs coloratura--make glass bowl a shard.
It's the little old lady, impassioned keener.

Her crooning is a nuisance, the neighbors accuse her--
Crow, granny, crow, granny, crow, granny, crow.
They call cops who come and put her in a cruiser--
Whoa, granny, whoa, granny, whoa, granny, whoa!
They give her a ticket and serve as confiscators
Of her foot-long, so she shops and she cops vibrators.

And everybody hears her when she becomes a keener,
It's the little old lady's batteried wiener.
It thrums and it drums and it hums real hard.
Her airs coloratura--make glass bowl a shard.
Thrills the little old lady, impassioned keener.

Goes, granny goes, granny goes, granny goes;
Crows, granny, crows, granny, crows, granny, crows.
Her cries come apace as she gets unwound;
She gives it the whole length, and neighbors drown in sound.

And everybody hears her when she becomes a keener,
It's the little old lady with plastic wiener.
It thrums and it drums and it hums real hard.
Her airs coloratura--make glass bowl a shard.
Trills the little old lady, impassioned keener.

Goes, granny goes, granny goes, granny goes;
Crows, granny, crows, granny, crows, granny, crows.
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