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Song Parodies -> "I Split a Cell in Two"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Split a Cell in Two"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I split a cell in two
For a stem line.
The feds say, "We'll stop funding you,
'Cause that's life 'n'
Should be your wife in."
You know they have banned it
On religious grounds.
They say that Big Daddy
On advancement scientific frowns.
Still, I split cells into
For a stem line,
A line.
Number 2,
Number 2,
Number 2,
Number 2, we'll turn out,
If we don't spare
Scientists this grief
So they can expand medical clout.
They need split cells in two
To form new lines.
For a stem line.
The feds say, "We'll stop funding you,
'Cause that's life 'n'
Should be your wife in."
You know they have banned it
On religious grounds.
They say that Big Daddy
On advancement scientific frowns.
Still, I split cells into
For a stem line,
A line.
Number 2,
Number 2,
Number 2,
Number 2, we'll turn out,
If we don't spare
Scientists this grief
So they can expand medical clout.
They need split cells in two
To form new lines.
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This is not a hard cell...I buy it for three fives
good parody....good message....folks need to wake up about this
I see a trend for today...
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, Jeff.
More "Spell" parodies, huh? Good one.
Great job on this one! Hey John, how about doing a mash-up with this OS and the lyrics to "Close To You"? I'd give it a go, but I defer to the resident Screamin' Jay Hawkins expert...
Great song choice, great title, great lyrics. The only problem was the MIDI I was using to follow the parody; apparently the MIDI played the chorus one too many times before the final verse (excluding the final chorus). I gave you a mercy vote of 454.
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