Range ways means cow dung,
Maize waste--it's tracked through town.
They gobs huge deploy;
These cattle destroy
The fields where we're playing.
Pray you don't fall down,
No!

Range guys fill range "grooms."
Boys, they will drill in that mired end.
The horses are grinning
'cause men, breached, are whinn'ing.
It's Brokeback Mountain
On that hole, hurts to sit.
Ow!

Range ways means cow bung,
And in those range bowers
They, lickerish, moan.
Bodies that moo.
Heifering they do,
Then they run from the hay
To a range rite of roan.