Song Parodies -> "Eight Dainty Treats"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days a Week"

Original Performer:

"Eight Dainty Treats"

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The Lyrics

Ooh! I love butter cake,
Sometimes I eats two.
Gorging on buttered hake
Fulfills my needs too.
Horny? Not me. Horno! Yummy.
They bulge all over my plate:
Eight dainty treats.

Love your swell filet, girl;
Eat it with red wine,
Such as a Gamay, girl;
The two pair so fine.
Horno! Yummy! Corn-bloat tummy.
They bulge all over my plate:
Eight dainty treats.

Eight dainty treats,
I lo-o-o-o-ov food.
Eight dainty treats.
I shot and stuffed, roasted a hare.

Ooh! I love what you bake
And, of course, your stew.
What's the next thing you'll make?
I'll have at least two.

Corn-bloat tummy,
Cornpone, gummy.
Hey, it's time for a lunch break:
Eight dainty treats

Eight days a week,
I lo-o-o-o-ove food.
Eight dainty treats
Are breakfast, lunch, and dinner fare.

Love your swell parfait, girl,
Though it bloats my hind.
It is nonpareil, girl,
Luscious and sublime.

Cornpone, gummy,
Gorge-hold tummy.
Angel food is my grub--cake.

Eight dainty treats,
Eight dainty treats,
Ate dainty treats.

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