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Song Parodies -> "Silver Shells"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Silver Shells"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Shifty "guys" walk, blinking eyes gawk.
Dressed in horrific style
As they stare,
Prepare to feed on slit miss.
Kill 'er, quaffing
After gaffing
With teeth that never smile.
You can corner and drill 'em or fear.

Silver shells, silver shells;
It's killin' time for these slippery
Shape-shift things that can't sing;
Moon's out and they hiss and bay.

Things don't eat light
When their teeth bite
And they've fed on your spleen.
If you're stopped by one,
You're hors d'oeuvre pleasure.

Hear Lou's chin crunch
In lupine* lunch--
If you can't stand this scene,
You must become a gunsel,
It's clear.

Silver shells, silver shells;
It's killin' time for these shifty
Shave-skipped things; but don't wing
Him, or you'll be his entrée.


*pertaining to wolves

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alvin rhodes - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
loved the way you turned christmas into halloween
AFW - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Vampirish, and very well done
2Eagle - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I wasn't sure if that was about werewolves or zombies, but Halloween is the New Christmas - which gives me some thoughts.
me - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
2eagle? How can you say that? If that were true, then Dick Van Dyke's real name would have to be Penis Van Lesbian.
59Eagle - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
"me": he meant it in a figurative sense. Of course it isn't true literally

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