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Song Parodies -> "It's Sow or Heifer"

Original Song Title:

"It's Now or Never"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"It's Sow or Heifer"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Kristof Robertson did one with the same title, but the respective rhyme schemes and subject matter (to some extent) are different.
It's sow or heifer.
Which? That's my plight.
Pig's sweet, sty darling;
She's swine delight.
But Bossie can elevate
Limp-down-there member.
Which shall I date?

When I first saw ewe,
With her wool so tender,
I was enraptured. . .
Had a weekender.
Then swine and bovine
Came into my sight line--
No need to shear.
Which will be dear? Repast?

It's sow or heifer.
Which? That's my plight.
Pig's sweet, sty darling;
But kine delight
Can cause me to elevate.
I now endeavor to ruminate.

Lie on my pillow
With my mind in motion.
Which will be true love?
I get a notion:
I go and find me
In the barn, where kine be. . .
Two straws--and when
I draw, it's then I say:

It's sow with pepper:
Comfort foot. . .bite.
Pigs' feet, fried parts in
Sweet swine delight.
Kuh Bossie is sweet moo date.
I vow: forever she'll be my mate,
My cow forever.
The sow I ate.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 7

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alvin - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the last two lines
McKludge - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I guess you're not Jewish :-)
UnKnownGoatress - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Try the Goat, Pirate Jack, there just your style . . . Horny, onry & Sweaty ! ! !
AFW - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I like your version...pretty tricky
Bob Gomez - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Was that "food bite" or "foot bite"? Either way it's hilarious. You are the king of multiples, JB. And I didn't realize till now that you had quoted me in your intro!! To quote Adam Sandler, "f^%* me!!!"

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