Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Frankenstein"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Fine"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Frankenstein"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Suggested by "Bride of Frankenstein."
Frankenstein

Lady good for me, me bone
Feel saggy as can be, alone,
Me head sewn.

Me love a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein.

You go get a spine and nose
And sew on legs and arms and toes—
Make thread hold.

Me need a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein.

Me got gland me want squeezed by a girl,
Now me hand be doing all the curls.

Think of her as your offspring; her lobes
Be galvanized by your brain probes—
Electrodes!

Make me a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein!

You go get a spine and nose
And sew on legs and arms and toes—
Make thread hold.

Me get mad if you not make a girl—
Off this parapeted pad you'll hurl.

Think of her as your offspring; her lobes
Be galvanized by your brain probes—
Electrodes!

Make me a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein!

[humming sound of galvanic lab equipment]

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   9
 9
 9
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I love "Frankenstein"-themed parodies, too. "Me got gland me want squeezed by a girl, Now me hand be doing all the curls" ---- LOL !! 5's
Phil Alexander - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sheer brilliance :-)
John Barry - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD. Thanks a lot, Phil!
Ashkicksass - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't know "Sewn Man" well enough to vote, but you've sewn up 3 5's on this one!
Frankenstein - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrgghh! Me like parody. 5's
Adagio - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS this one, but the other one was really good. With all the Franendtein parodies you're putting up today, why don't you look at my parody? http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles230.shtml
John Barry - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ash and Frank. I checked out "Sewn Together," Adagio; it's really good!
alvin rhodes - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
me think funny...me laugh...give 5s...funniest me read today
Dee Range - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome, John. This is a classic. Super high 5's

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles239.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 702