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Song Parodies -> "Jingo Belle Flop"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

Parody Song Title:

"Jingo Belle Flop"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Jingo belle, jingo belle, jingo belle flop.
Jingo belle's dim, like jingo belle's him.
Snow jobs and bl*w jobs, bullsh*t by the ton,
With the jingo flop number one.

Jingo belle, jingo belle, jingo belle flop.
Dick-O swell slime on jingo belle rimes.
Bastin' broth straightens the jingo belle's hair,
As she froths a pair.

What a blight time, her uptight whine
Will shock us night and day.
Jingo belle crimes, now it's hell time—
She'll be a-lying, with discourse to slay.

Guilty slut, jingo whore, it's quite a feat:
Mix-ups get to the top.
Nix on this jingo bitch who's got two left feet.
What a jingo belle flop!

[Repeat verses 2, 3, 4]

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 11

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Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You are just so delightfully sick, dude!
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounded more like kinko bells. Funny.
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
festive ! ...it sure feels like christmas now, by jingo
martha - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
what was that one about??? very festive!!!

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