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Song Parodies -> "Come as You 'Arrrr!'"

Original Song Title:

"Come as You Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Come as You 'Arrrr!'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Come as you "Arrrr!" with your burr,
We are at sea, matey,
We'll be friends. I mean "friends."
That's porthole venery.

Haul the line; spar is up;
This boy is yours, bony mate.
Make a wrest in my end, get these bold men's oar in ya,
Men's oar in ya, men's oar in ya, men's oar in ya.

Come doused by pud, soaked in breech,
We are at sea, matey
Where we bend toward the end of a bold man's oar in ya,
Man's oar in ya, man's oar in ya, man's oar in ya.

"Arrrr!" we swear, buccaneers, havin' fun,
Buggineers, havin' fun, bugginrears, havin' fun.

Men's oar in ya, men's oar in ya, men's oar in ya (soap's salvin' buns)

"Arrrr!" we swear, buccaneers, havin' fun,
Buggineers, havin' fun,
Bugginrears, havin' fun,
Bunchaqueers havin' fun,
Man's oar in ya, men's oar in ya.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 9

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Stephen Harrington - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting play on the original, 5s. I have a parody of this song too. I'll post the URL for you shortly(it was submitted in January).
Stephen Harrington - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Here it is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nirvana267.shtml
alvin rhodes - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
i'm picturing pirates in plaid flannel...5s
Rick C - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
"Buggineers" !!!! Love it! 555
John Barry - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen, I remember this one, thanks. Alvin, Rick, thanks.
Red Ant - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Odd format but great pacing, and "Come doused by pud" along with your buccaneers progression was great. 555.

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