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Song Parodies -> "Whiff, I Smell"

Original Song Title:

"If I Fell"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Whiff, I Smell"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Whiff, I smell a bubbling stew,
Good food: prawns, fish, two beans too,
Some elk meat, gunned down, and
Coq au vin and tongue of boar.
Then I found that lunch was more
Than just whole-hog hams.

If I've liver, heart to stew,
Degust for sure.
Frog in cherry tart,
That's eewww!. Could lunch be more bland, sir?

If I thrust in stew--snow peas,
Old suntanned hide
Of a lion who was seized
From herded pride, I heard,
On the Serengeti Plain.
That bite? Could be shad fish or newt lung. Wasn't vein.

It's a potpourri; that's why
You love to munch, chew.
Add that sheep with thyme,
Then we yearn eat our stew.

Sniff, I'm smelling lovely ewe.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Leo Jay - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done! (no pun intended, but I'll take it).

If you'd asked me to tell you the lyrics to the OS, I'd remember about 10%, but after reading your parody, I could probably remember about 50% of the OS. So nice job.
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
here's fives...but don't invite me to dinner
Rick Cormier - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
These things just spew forth from you. Don't they? 555
John Barry - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo, Alvin, Rick.
Serafina - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, John
Johnny D - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Now you can do "If I Only Had A Fart" from The Whizzard of Oz!
Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I see you and Guy have gone hunting.
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
JB, your quest for the perfect rhyme puts you just on the right side of insane...great job! 555

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