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Song Parodies -> "He's Such a Jealous Dude"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"He's Such a Jealous Dude"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He's such a jealous dude;
On "8" scale, 9.

With big binocs he's watching you,
Yeah, he's eyein'--
Compulsive spyin'

You know he can't stand it:
You're runnin' around
With a sugar daddy,
So he'll grab a gat and gun him down.

He's gonna fell that dude,
Using a 9,
Not iron.

"I'll plug you!"
The lug booms,
The slug looms,
The slug zooms through the clown.

A gust of air
Escapes breech and breech,
Then he falls down.

Dead, clearly.

And now the jealous dude
Is doing time.

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Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, John... (note the initials)
alvin - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
drop dead funny
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Right on Target! Another mini-mauser-piece de (little) resistance... Heck, I shouldn`t try to be funny with foreign phrases in the presence of the linguistics meister that is JAB...
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
He shoulda just used a knife and worn gloves, and then he'd have walked -- as Mike P suggested.
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Agreed Tommy, but then he'd just steal something from a casino... Anyway, good parody... 5-5-5
John Barry - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, Alvin, TJC (again, you're too kind), TT, MrM.
Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
555, ka-ching!
Christie Marie M - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
How many of these parodies did you write?! I just can't get enough of these parodies! You got pure talent, John! I always enjoy every moment of them. I myself get on the jealous side, too, when it comes to love triangles.
LilMadameBO - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate John, sounds like you got that "San Quentin" blues, eh, Jack?

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